Skinny Fellas Need Not Apply!

That's right fellas...your wife might be harping about those few extra pounds, but the Florida Marlins want you, spare tire and all!

The National League baseball team is puting together an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed "The Manatees." The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games.



But the competition was not easy - these big boys still had to be agile!



The Manatees won’t be paid, but they’ll get tickets for the games they perform...and you have to imagine a hot dog or two.

Now, maybe I'm just biased...but I don't think these fellas have anything on the Suchan Shuffle!



Get down with your bad self, Chris!

So What Happens During Commercials?

Dancing....and LOTS of it.

Sometimes the anchors have to blow off a little steam, and you know - every once in a while, those commercials have pretty good songs.

(click the picture to watch)


Yes...feel bad for us. And pray...pray hard.